Oh, I'm definitely a hypocrite, but at least I admit it.

This is a plagued generation of point and click patriots saving the world with words from the comfort of their homes.

Sign a petition with ones and zeros.

Clothe the homeless with HTML.

Java script food drives.

Whatever you do, don’t go outside.

Join a Facebook group to show you care.

“Save Darfur.”

“No blood for oil.”

“Bring our troops home.”

Don’t let animals die for art, but allow humans to die down the street.

Ignore the issues.

Go to sleep.