Ugh, Bro, You're Really Harshing My Mellow

Well, yeah, we know you look so great staring down from your high horse, standing on your glowing cloud, etc, etc …etc. You made your point. You really need that label. Yeah. You really need everyone to know. You’re not a drunk, just a loud mouth. You’re not high, just stupid. We all get it. We ALL get it. You’re so pure and you’re so good, yeah, you’re so much better. Well I’m out of here, and you’re just talking to hear yourself now. The only pressure I’ve ever gotten is from your side (probably because you’re so right). I just want you to know that it’s okay just to live your life. No need to sleeve your morals. No need to force your opinions. You’re almost as bad as Christians. Just as much of a hypocrite. Don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t fuck and be sure to let everyone know you really need that label.